We’ve all heard the saying that “there’s plenty of fish in the sea.” Be that as it may, it’s not entirely helpful wisdom. Or, at least, it doesn’t have a lot of positive value to me. Many fish are poisonous, volatile and threaten me with nightmares.
But even the most pleasant, pretty, desirable fish are still cold-blooded and possess similar mindfulness to that of a potato.
I’m much more interested in dolphins.
Dolphins are fun, playful, friendly, warm, loyal, and very, very smart.
There may be plenty of fish in the sea, but fish are not for me.
I much prefer dolphins, yes sir, dolphins please.